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bibleCHUCK'S CHUCKLES:
Top 10 Signs You May Not Be Reading Your Bible Enough-
10) Your Pastor tells the congregation to turn to Genesis and you have to check your Bible's Table of Contents.
9) You think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob is a 60's rock group.
8) You open your Bible and a never-used 3 cent postcard falls out.
7) Your favorite Old Testament hero is Hercules.
6) A small family of mice have taken up residence in your New King James Version.
5) You become frustrated because you can't find Charlton Heston listed in either the Concordance or the Table of Contents.
4) When you catch your kids reading the Song of Solomon, you angrily ask, "Who gave you this stuff?"
3) You think the Minor prophets used to work in the coal mines of West Virginia.
2) You fall for it every time your Pastor jokingly tells the congregation to turn to First Condominiums.
1) Your children keep asking you to tell them your usual bedtime story, "Jonah the Shepherd Boy and His Ark of Many Colors."
© June 12, 2006. Written and published by Chuck Halley, glory2glory productions, LLC; Monroe, Louisiana. All rights reserved.
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